aepicstranger: thisretrodreamisneverending: In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’ and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now. i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
drarna: RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER WE LUV U STEPMOMMY
richwhitelesbian: he’s makin a list checkin’ it twice! gonna find out if you’re middle class and white
alltsunandnodere: agayofgays: I FIGURED IT OUT THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT? BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES ‘IMAGINE THE SKY’ ‘HOW IS THE SKY’ ‘TOUCH THE SKY’ IT’S STILLSTUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE F OUT YOU ARE A GOD AMONG MEN.
nicotinebatch: curlyboff: ...
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife: incestuous-lesbianponies: laurarw: I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG HOLY SHIT
allyson-wonderlnd: silentlydrawn: leepaced: if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices #otp: you’ve been wearing black too long it’s so true it hurts my heart
Reblog this if you have ever attempted any of the...
xdominoe: loki-is-our-god: castiel-homo-of-the-lord: vorticity007: zombieirish: -Waterbending -Earthbending -Firebending -Airbending -Using the force -Telekenisis -Flying -The Matrix -Alchemy -Kamehameha -Going Super Saiyan -Jutsu Hand Signs -Spells from Harry Potter -Shapeshifting -Breaking the 66 seals -Opening purgartory -Turning into a green rage monster -Being a...
theangelgabrieldidmyhair: bleedingsilverbird: watchtheskytonight: novemberrain93: deancasotp: its-the-urge-to-fall: When Dean and Cas get married, God will be Dean’s father-in-law… I don’t know what to do with this information. Satan will be Dean’s brother-in-law I’m crying “Hello, this is my brother who was possessed by Satan, not to be confused with my brother-in-law who is...
To people who followed me for one specific fandom, I am so so sorry
the-laughing-cactus: jaclcfrost: if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
victoniac: victoniac: casteilnovak: watchtheskytonight: flaaffytaaffy: my brothers say that if this gets 500,000 notes i get to get out of the cage goddammit we’re getting you out of hell ourselves if we get enough notes we need to take a screen shot and tweet it to the writers. yessss Even if you arent a supernatutal fan, favourite and reblog this for us.
thefandommenace: I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
Today at work...
Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?
Me: Certainly. And your name is?
Customer: Mark Pellegrino.
Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?
Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.
tears-pain-and-gay: coolman229: Oh my gosh I just realized David TENnant He played the TENth Doctor. Matt SmELEVENith He plays the ELEVENth Doctor. It took me a very long time to realise Matt Smith doesn’t have the word eleven in it
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: bentobride: “Hey Cas did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?” Dean snickers, and then bites down into his burger. Sam rolls his eyes. “Dean, seriously?” “What, it lightens the mood, man.” Cas raised one brow before leaning forward. “How about you?” Dean looks back at him in mid-chew. “Did it hurt when you clawed your way out from hell?” Sam jumps from...
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blond-demon: You’ll see soon enough.